everybody knows the hardest parts of a story to write are the start and the end, so optimize your writing with an infinitely recursive story printed on a mobius strip
This thread is full of the luckiest people on the planet, I think. Also goes to show just how calm even venomous snakes are - coral snakes rarely bite unless you’re actively harassing them - and how important it is to make sure your ID as non-venomous is 1000% certain before picking up any wild snake.
if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually
I’m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he’s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears
matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer: …..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own.
the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says “I fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses”: cowabummer dude. our dad’s a rat
A trolley is headed towards all 8 of your pawns. You can pull the lever to change the track and divert the trolley towards the opposing side’s pawns, but is it truly ethical to selectively save only those whose ideologies align with yours the most? Is it truly ok for you to decide who should live or die in this situation? Furthermore, would it really be fair to put the opponent at such a disadvantage just because you went first?
Where did the extra white pawn come from
Well you see, when a mommy pawn and a mommy pawn love each other verrrry much, they perform “Mom Passant” and the excess energy gets converted into a new pawn
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30s. Michiganian. Belligerently ace. Vehemently queer.